another hog at the internet trough (rambert) wrote,
another hog at the internet trough
rambert

world's tallest midget


Krikey. It's like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Flies out there. Next year, I'm dressing as a guy who got a vasectomy.

Just read the headline, 'The best writing John Grisham has ever done'--Pat Conroy. Which is sort of like saying, 'The best social program ever enacted by Adolph Hitler'--Joseph Stalin, or 'The most cutting edge album Hanson has ever released,' or 'The best time my penis ever fell-off in the shower.' Thanks, Pat Conroy. Thanks a lot.


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