Krikey. It's like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Flies out there. Next year, I'm dressing as a guy who got a vasectomy.
Just read the headline, 'The best writing John Grisham has ever done'--Pat Conroy. Which is sort of like saying, 'The best social program ever enacted by Adolph Hitler'--Joseph Stalin, or 'The most cutting edge album Hanson has ever released,' or 'The best time my penis ever fell-off in the shower.' Thanks, Pat Conroy. Thanks a lot.