another hog at the internet trough (rambert) wrote,
another hog at the internet trough

I'm living the dream

The one where I'm boning Nigella Lawson in a vat of fudge and prawns and she turns into 100 squirrels. Then, a freak with a machete chases me in the halogen starkness of a neon moon to my eventual, violent end.

Treacly optimism, per usual. Would've made a good music video.

Tags: foodporn legends, machete-wielding maniacs, possible mental illness
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